Saturday, October 5, 2013

What I Learned from a Hip Biopsy

* I have felt unsafe my whole life...time to deal with that.
* I'm grateful it wasn't my liver biopsied.
* Anti-nausea medication made my head cloudy. Next time I'll just vomit and get it over with.
* Swearing in a recovery room can be heard on the other side of the curtain.
* Keith is still afraid of needles, even if it's for accessing a port.
* Wheelchairs are blessed things.
* Vomiting on an elevator is generally frowned upon.
* CT machines have many uses, including use during a biopsy.
* Some nurses don't believe you when you say it's been an awesome week.
* Fasting before procedures is overrated.
* Small needles are awesome!

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